An assortment of funny forest jokes, clever puns, humorous riddles, and silly stories, along with jokes about forests, the woods, and woodlands.
A crime was committed in the forest, and the police are stumped. Who did it?
Yew know who.
What do trees do when they forget an important key to a healthy forest?
Call the hemlocksmith.
What does Princess Leia say after she plants trees?
May the Forest be with you.
Why did the tree pull off the highway in a hurry?
It desperately needed to releaf itself at the for-rest stop.
More Forest Jokes:
Why did Mother Nature invite a large group of conifers from Norway to stay in the overgrown forest?
She wanted to spruce it up!
How do crazy people travel through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
Why did the soft-spoken tree surgeon go ballistic on a group of lumberjacks?
They clear-cut the forest, and she lost all her patients!
How many trees can you plant in an empty forest?
One. After that, it’s not empty anymore.
Where do you find forests without trees, roads without cars, and towns without houses?
On a map.