This is an assortment of merry Christmas tree jokes, holiday humor, and amusing Christmas puns for people, elves, and reindeer who love jokes about Christmas trees. Some of these Xmas jokes will surely make you laugh “Ha Ha Ha” or maybe even go “Ho Ho Ho.” We hope there aren’t too many of them that make you groan or say “Oh No No.”
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?
Because they always drop their needles.
Why did the pine tree get coal in its Christmas stocking?
Because it was knotty all year long.
How do Christmas trees access the internet?
They Yule log on.
What must trees drink responsibly this holiday season?
Root beer.
Why do Christmas trees sit in stands?
Most of them don’t know how to use a toilet.
More Christmas Tree Jokes:
Where do Christmas trees keep their most valuable possessions?
In a snow bank.
Do you know how the Thanksgiving turkey and I got caught trying to rob the Christmas tree farm?
The cranberry saw us.
What did the Christmas tree say to the Hanukkah bush?
Nothing, silly. Everyone knows that Christmas trees communicate telepathically! Duh.
What does the insensitive Christmas tree say when her brother gets teary-eyed over every little thing that happens during the holidays?
Fir crying out loud!
What do you call a few Christian arborists bearing gifts?
Tree wise men.
Even More Christmas Tree Jokes:
All Christmas trees are die hard fans of the same actor. Do you know who?
Spruce Willis
Why do animal rights activists decorate with artificial Christmas trees?
They’re made of faux fir.
Mommy, what do seedlings need in order to grow into Christmas trees?
They need sunshine and rain, dear.
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite cereal?
Frosted flakes.
Now we want to see your favorite Christmas tree jokes and puns! So, what’s your best joke about Christmas trees? Send your Xmas tree funnies to us via email if you’d like to see them featured here on the Trees Group site.
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