If you’re a nature lover, gardener, landscaper, or arborist with a funny bone anywhere in your body, chances are you like jokes about trees. During the process of putting together a collection of entertaining tree jokes for Trees Group, I revise and rewrite many of them. It’s incredibly fun!
Furthermore, I’m often inspired to create fresh takes on familiar puns and even write brand new jokes about trees. At the risk of being criticized for blowing my own hornbeam, here’s some of that tree humor for your amusement.
What do you call nice trees without any teeth?
How hard is it to count conifers?
It’s as easy as one, two, tree!
Which flowering plant is a champion equestrian?
The horse chestnut. (It totally conkers the competition.)
Where can Adansonia trees go for a quick trim?
To the baobarber.
A crime was committed in the forest, and the police are stumped. Who did it?
Yew know who.
What did Betula pendula say to her super-annoying sister?
Leaf me alone, birch!
Why do trees make great thieves?
What do trees do when they forget an important key to a healthy forest?
Call the hemlocksmith.
Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?
She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids.
Can you help me identify this weeping tree?
Yes, but you willow me one.
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?
What football player do tree leaves root for?
For More Jokes About Trees
You can find all of these jokes about trees and many others that were written over the years on the tree jokes page and forest jokes page. Please share your personal favorite jokes about trees and forests in the comments. I would love to read them. Thank you.